Now Taking Applications
May 31, 2006
Is this the message I have to plaster on my forehead or walk around with on a shirt, in order to meet eligible bachelors? I wrote about the disappearance of my mojo hoping that maybe if I put that out there in the universe it would get it out of me and the cosmos will reverse it or flip the script. So far that hasn’t happened. So I say to you mother earth, Venus and Aphrodite, I am now talking applications for an eligible bachelor. He should have a sense of humor, a kind heart, be goal oriented, be honest, hard working and be a Christian. He should be able to appreciate a woman who has a good job, lives in her own house, has a sense of humor, a kind heart, honest, hard working and loves God.
Well I am all of that….
But I am married so I am disqualifying myself.
Comment by Docmump — June 2, 2006 @ 4:58 pm
Being single in the city I have heard every cliche’ in the book, so I don’t want to bore you with them. I’m sure you’ve heard them already as well. Just wanted to let you know you were not alone in the pursuit of a relationship.
Comment by Organized Noise — June 4, 2006 @ 4:34 pm
Man, I’ve been taking applications, performing interviews, and on the job training but still I’ve got zilch. Maybe we’re all looking for love in all the wrong places?
Comment by Saniyya — June 5, 2006 @ 5:08 pm